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zakorsumtin

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: Uranus
Job: School...Still...

I am a Pyromancer. I use my great force to stop the forces of evil blah blah blah...

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zakorsumtin

My new review thingy

Posted by zakorsumtin Apr. 15, 2008 @ 3:55 AM EDT

Today I will be starting my new game-review show thing here in my userpage posts!

It will be called... um... The Resenze!

Resenze is czech for review, i would do german because review in german is die brunchesomethingorother but its hard to remember.

Anyways!

The Resenze
Vol 1
Sift Heads 3

Sift heads was probably the most funnest yet most challenging sniper game i've ever played. Playing it was like trying to decapitate a rhino with a fork because of its difficulty level, when Sift heads 2 came out it was like trying to kill a bee with a little metal ring that flys out of your eyebrow. You know it will be off a little but you miss even when you have a perfect shot becaus of a large gap in your bullet, ammount of lag if your enemies are shooting you- oh yeah and they shoot back huh... and the panic factor when five guys are shooting you with 9mms like your in front of them neither though your hundreds of meters away. Anyways to sift heads 3, the overall style of gameplay has changed due to its new SIDE SCROLLING SHOOTER thing going on. now I played this game on medium and medium only. When i first started playing there was a freaking ad for The Strangers, the worst sniper game of all time, sorry but its true. Gameplay is just whacking people with your knife as the enemies stand there giving you a solid unblockable whack every know and then. I finally learned to jump and go back to dodge they're attacks since there was no crouch function to doge with. after that it was repetitive, the boss was just like any other enemy except he looked like a cross between jack the ripper and chucky. I think. And just as I sorta expected a cutscene came up and some freak with anime hair came up and pointed out the obvious fact that you lost your gun and are only using a knife. So you in turn knife him in the face. THE END that was the end of the game... it said THE DEMO ENDS HERE PLAY FULL VERSION... The game was halfway decent and this was not much of a review so I tried to click it but it was not clickable! I just thought screw it and closed the window.

Overall this was and okay game and.... theres really not much to it. Heres how to beat it: run, clickx4 dodge clickx4 dodge click run clickx4 dodge ect. Heres how to kill boss dodge clickx4dodge clickx4dodge clickx4 copy paste dodge clickx4 then your done

Sound-Just like any other game
Gameplay- 10 - very smooth with no glitches ect
Fun- 0 - Its a very BORING and repetitive game
Controls- 10 - WASD and Mouse, Perfect
Graphics- 7 - Its stick figures but with a 3d touch that looks great.
Overall- 6.75 - Okay but definantly not very good. Worth giving a try.

-Zakorsumtin's original review.
For more questions E-Mail me at zakorsumtin1@yahoo.com

More Resenze episodes will be on Saturdays and whenever I feel like reviewing a game.

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